女生编写的幽默C语言代码

#include "stdio.h"
#include "stdlib.h"
result love(boy, girl) {
    if (boy.有房() && boy.有车()) {
        boy.set(nothing);
        return girl.嫁给(boy);
    }
    if (girl.愿意等()) {
        while (!(boy.赚钱 > 100,000 && girl.感情 > 8)) {
            for (day = 1; day <= 365; day++) {
                if (day == 情人节)
                    if (boy.givegirl(玫瑰))
                        girl.感情++;
                    else
                        girl.感情--;
                if (day == girl.生日)
                    if (boy.givegirl(玫瑰))
                        girl.感情++;
                    else
                        girl.感情--;
                boy.拼命赚钱();
            }
            if (boy.有房() && boy.有车()) {
                boy.set(nothing);
                return girl.嫁给(boy);
            }
            年龄++;
            girl.感情--;
        }
        return girl.goto(another_boy);
    }
}